You Have An Important Message

"You have an important message from you doctor's laboratory."

OH NO! 

Thoughts run rampant as the mind imagines the worst.  But my doctor's lab never made this call before.  It must be bogus.  Just to be on the safe side, I will call them back.

"Please send me a copy of the bill so that I can pay it."

An unintelligible voice just keeps talking.

"Excuse me but I cannot understand you.  Just send me a bill and I will examine it and we can be in touch."

A week later.

There is a voice mail message on my phone.

 "You have an important message from you doctor's laboratory."

Another call to Solstas Laboratory to inquire about a bill I never received.

"Can you please send me a bill?  I can't pay something if I don't know what the charge is for." 

A week later.

"You have an important message from you doctor's laboratory."

Another call to Solstas Laboratory with the same inquiry.  Please...send me a bill.

A week later.

"You have an important message from you doctor's laboratory."

Enough of this nonsense.  The CEO or senior management doesn't have a phone number available.  How clever.

Another phone call to the bill department.

A pleasant voice answers and assures me a bill will go out.


I don't much like threatening calls.  This seemed like a scam.  I won't be using this service again.  Fingers crossed I get a bill this time.



I made several more phone calls to them with the same inquiry.